Valar Morgulis

pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

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takealookatyourlife:

hellwitch616:

misandry-mermaid:

ellestanger:

cumber-hiddles:

scorpswimmer:

This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you

you do realize that this is really hurtful right?
i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself. 
to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.

Women aren’t born with makeup on, guy. Just like penises don’t circumcise themselves, and air conditioning isn’t ‘natural’. Makeup is no different than brushing your hair, or bubblegum. It’s elective. Although I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not very loved by the ladies.

Male logic:
Treat makeup-less women like shit for looking “less attractive”
Pressure women to wear makeup in order to receive basic respect
Treat women like malicious liars for wearing the makeup they were told they HAD to wear

I DONT SEE WHY WE’RE BEING BLAMED FOR MEN TO BE STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK WOMEN HAVE WINGED EYELIDS OR BRIGHT RED LIPS.

That last comment though. 
You look great on both sides! 

takealookatyourlife:

hellwitch616:

misandry-mermaid:

ellestanger:

cumber-hiddles:

scorpswimmer:

This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you

you do realize that this is really hurtful right?

i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself. 

to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.

Women aren’t born with makeup on, guy. Just like penises don’t circumcise themselves, and air conditioning isn’t ‘natural’. Makeup is no different than brushing your hair, or bubblegum. It’s elective. Although I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not very loved by the ladies.

Male logic:

  1. Treat makeup-less women like shit for looking “less attractive”
  2. Pressure women to wear makeup in order to receive basic respect
  3. Treat women like malicious liars for wearing the makeup they were told they HAD to wear

I DONT SEE WHY WE’RE BEING BLAMED FOR MEN TO BE STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK WOMEN HAVE WINGED EYELIDS OR BRIGHT RED LIPS.

That last comment though. 

You look great on both sides! 

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phobs-heh:

khan2kool:

sassafras-manson:

ryanvallejo:

ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

(Source: ryanhatesthis, via decorative-scars-in-the-dark)

superlockedmind:

fuzzleyan:

I love video games. I love video games a lot.

I am terrible at video games.

but who careees?

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castleforeverx:

YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this 

(Source: ikantenggelem, via sherlock-ismykitty)

celebie:

watashi came out here to have a sugoi time and watashi honestly am feeling so attack on titan right now

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psyducked:

now we’re talking

psyducked:

now we’re talking

(Source: therussianlife, via sherlock-ismykitty)

orangeis:

never in my wildest dreams could I’ve dreamt up this scene

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gameofthrones:

Oh Obryn, we hardly knew yee.

gameofthrones:

Oh Obryn, we hardly knew yee.

cas-has-the-phone-box:

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

GET OUT ME VAG

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thorki:

acexlove:

one of the greatest pixar moments; a family thats ok with you coming 2nd 

they were hiding their identities as superheros not making a statement

(Source: attackoncat, via sherlock-ismykitty)

his-fallenangel:

coolscar:

quiltytarantino:

coolscar:

666blazeit:

coolscar:

can i join the supernatural fandom

you have to go through initiation 

whats the initiation 

You must exercise a demon goodluck

alright do demons prefer aerobic or anaerobic workouts 

Welcome to the fandom

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vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

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