don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
cat person: yeah dogs are cool but i just like cats better, y’know, dogs just aren’t for me
dog person: LOL OF COURSE I’M A DOG PERSON!! CATS ARE SO MEAN AND NASTY AND THEY DON’T LOVE YOU AND KILLED THE ECONOMY AND CAUSED ALL THE WORLD’S MAJOR WARS FUCK CATS LMFAO DOGS FOREVER!!!!1!1!1!
I love how we all just silently unanimously forgave Moriarty for Reichenbach
wELL AT LEAST HE DIDN’T PEE IN THE FIREPLACE
He even asked ‘may I?’ when he visited Sherlock damn he may be a mass murdering psychopath but he knows the importance of manners.
he didn’t charge Sherlock for the cab either what a darling
He also apologised at the swimming pool when he had to answer a call what an angel